glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

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Talk Nooty to Me
Jason Derulo feat. Pingu

noot-noot-mother-fucker:

Just wait for it.

Noot Noot, everybody. 

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throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

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prettycolors:

#9bdfa3

prettycolors:

#9bdfa3


snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

(via thepatronsaintofawkward)


leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via pingponging)


Did you guys see that the date today is “four twenty”? That’s pretty funny.

monetizeyourcat:

four twenty? that’s the sex number!

(via lesbiancommunist)


gavirn:

So I was looking at some of Gavin’s old journals on the rt site and

image

shoot for the stars, everyone

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thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

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annanicolesmithvevo:

backdoorteenmom:

hillbillys actually have blogs, they are very real, and they are very scary

no joke this is like %90 of the people around me they are terrifying in person

annanicolesmithvevo:

backdoorteenmom:

hillbillys actually have blogs, they are very real, and they are very scary

no joke this is like %90 of the people around me they are terrifying in person

(via u-ok)


esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

image

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crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

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2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

(via lalna)